The perils of Beyba de Montremare

The acts of living cheaply.

#StellaMcCartney #sunglasses  (at Saks Fifth Ave)
Updated my #Fresno parks passes, Lost Lake y Woodward (all county parks) #poplaval #latina (at Fresno County Plaza)
National paint ur pets two nails #happiness #puropuppies #puppy
@qbotticus it LIVES!!!! I’ll get it in a new pot and sing some Pixies songs to it. I predict it will thrive ;D #succulent #usps #yougotmail
Awwww….heart you to maximum capacity tambien @qbotticus
Her face kills me #piñata I want it for my #birthday!!!
Shit just got real #relocation
#brunch was a success even tho I felt like half the house was mess #mimosa #pan #fruit #friends #company #buzzed
Did #wolves raise you? Even then I think a wolf would know better or have some manners and not park their #automobile in front of their neighbors drive way. #annoyedasfuck #rant #rave #thenerve #rude
Since we didn’t have band aids for the injured #birdie, we decided to cast him in #highheels